A group of primary school infants, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to Cheltenham races to see and learn about thoroughbred horses.
When it was time to take the children to the toilet, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.
The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men’s toilet when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.
Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their underpants, and began hoisting the boys up, one by one, holding their willies to direct the flow away from their clothes.
As she lifted one, she couldn’t help but notice that he was unusually well-endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, ‘You must be in year four.’
‘No, madam,’ he replied. ‘I’m riding Silver Arrow in the 2.15.’
Bonus story:
A woman and a man wanted to have a baby, so they went to the doctor to see if there was a way. When the doctor came in, told them about a new study that transfers all the pain from the mother to the father during delivery.
They both agreed to take part in the study.Later, when the woman went into labor, her husband was hooked up to the device to transfer the pain.
After it was hooked up the doctor turned on the power. The man didn’t feel anything so he told the doctor to turn the power up.
After the power was turned up, the man still couldn’t feel anything. The doctor turned it up more. The man still couldn’t feel it.Finally, the doctor turned it up the whole way.
The woman delivered a beautiful baby, and neither of them felt any pain.When they got home, the gateman was dead on the doorstep.