Boss: *Shouting* “Little Johnny come to my office right now…”
Little Johnny: “Yes sir”!
Boss: “Little Johnny, I saw you arguing with the customer that just left. I have told you before that the customer is always right. Do you understand me?”
Little Johnny: “Yes sir! The customer is always right”.
Boss: “So what were you arguing about with that customer?”
Little Johnny: “He said my boss is stupid and an idiot sir”!
Boss: “That bustard. What did u say to him?”
Little Johnny: “I told him he’s right.
Bonus story:
There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives.
The third remains silent.
After a while, one of the first two turned to the third and sez “Well… what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife ?”
“Well, on our honeymoon, I made damn sure my wife came to me on her hands and knees.” he bragged and took another sip of beer.
His friends were amazed ! “What happened then ?” they asked, almost in unison.
“Well, then she said, ‘Get the hell out from under that bed and fight like a man !’ ” he admitted.