“Flurry, you want a girlfriend,” Zorro woke me up this morning. I instructed him that I used to be very comfortable dwelling with him and Loba and Aunt Kara and I didn’t want a girlfriend. “Nonsense.” Zorro insisted, “I enable you to get on a relationship website.”
I used to be not obsessed with this, however Zorro didn’t pay attention. He instructed me I wanted a profile. And so he dictated my profile:
Rich and nicely educated Miniature Poodle seeks petite feminine firm for playtime on the park, romantic howls on the moon, mutual grooming and comfy napping. I’m nicely educated and simple going.
Reply to Tempest.
“Who’s Tempest?”, I requested. “It’s you,” mentioned Zorro, “We are going to name you Tempest on the profile, Flurry sounds a bit weak.”