A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that blondes are so dumb that he could get one over on them easily. So, the lawyer asks if the blonde would like to play a fun game.The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, saying that the game is a lot of fun. “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me only $5.00. Then you ask me one, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.00,” he says.
This catches the blonde’s attention and, to keep the lawyer quiet, she agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks the first question. “What’s the distance from the Earth to the Moon?” The blonde doesn’t say a word, but reaches into her pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it’s the blonde’s turn. She asks the lawyer, “What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?” The lawyer uses his laptop to search all references he can find on the Net.
He sends E-mails to all the smart friends he knows; all to no avail. After an hour of searching, he finally gives up. He wakes the blonde and hands her $500.00. The blonde pockets the $500.00 and goes right back to sleep. The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the blonde up and asks, “Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?” The blonde reaches into her pocket, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
Bonus story:
Three dummies decide to go hunting. The first one says he’s going to get a buck. He goes out, and indeed comes back with a buck. The other two hunters ask how he did it. He says, “I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get buck.”
So the second hunter says that he’s going to get a doe. And he does. They ask him how he did it, and he says, “I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get doe.”
So the third hunter says, “I’m just gonna shoot at anything I see.”
So he goes out and comes back half a day later all beaten, bruised, bloody, and totally trashed. The other two hunters ask him what happened and he says, “I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get hit by train!”