A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class, was squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention.
She went back to find out what was going on.
He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.
The teacher told him to go down to the principal’s office; he was to phone his mother and ask her what he should do about it.
He did, and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room.
She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out.
“I thought I told you to call your Mom,” she screamed.
“I did,” he said, “and she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she’d come and pick me up from school.”
Bonus story:
Stupid Students
TEACHER: Who is the President of Nigeria?
CHILDREN: (They all chorused) Lamido Sanusi!
TEACHER: Correct! Who is the Minister of Defence?
CHILDREN: Asari Dokubo!TEACHER: Good! What is the capital city of Nigeria?
CHILDREN: Enugu!TEACHER: Very good! Who composed the National Anthem?
CHILDREN: D-Banj!TEACHER: Excellent. What do you call people from Moscow?
CHILDREN: Mosquitoes!
TEACHER: Perfect! How much is 2 + 5?
CHILDREN: 25!TEACHER: That’s great! You’re going to be stupid like this until your government increases my salary!